Stop Teutsching Me

A blog about Raghav Kulkarni and other interesting subjects.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

a mulatto, an albino...

A computer scientist. Under construction.

It's rare to find a true masterpiece these days that isn't a work in progress. This website is no exception. This list of hyperlinks demonstrates how you really can't go wrong with a nice blue background and a link to a prototypical computer scientist like Lance Fortnow. Even when the other two links on your webpage point off into the flyspeck of the Internet. This site exemplifies the essential ideal of simplicity which I have repeatedly placed on a pedestal alongside Raghav Kulkarni.

Are you one of those people who thinks to herself, "Those links I put up on my homepage are just there for me?" Ever heard of a bookmark? For g-d's sake, stop clogging up the Internet with the inside of your sock drawer. Please tell me that I didn't just spend the last 40 minutes of my life googling the Internet to find a link back to

I know it's not neccessarily my place to be redesigning other people's web pages, but here are few other links I'd really like to see included on this page:


  2. Ambiguous reference to my dog.

  3. What I had for dinner last night.

Or perhaps just two links in case you, in fact, had your dog for dinner last night. Je t'aime.


Blogger goestobitburg said...

A mulatto, an albino. it could be de title of a salsa song. it would go something like this (in spanish, of course, we are talking about salsa. well, it could be in spanglish):

"A mulatto, an albino,
al pan pan y al vino vino.
well my name is joselito
y yo bailo con my pito
es la salsa bien caliente
really hot y desobediente
es la alegría en el camino
the dance of the mulatto ande the albino"

Ok, if you dont understand spanish i will traslate to you. Salú, from Montevideo, Uruguay

April 12, 2006 7:14 AM  
Blogger Flora Pang said...

Hello, my friend.

Thanks for the visit. And what do you want to know about my 5 ex-bf? Tell me the specifics and I'll make sure to cover them.

I have 7 ex-bf. It's a bit complicated.

And above all, thanks for the encouragement, I will keep writing.

April 12, 2006 9:29 AM  
Blogger Flora Pang said...

"Please tell me that I didn't just spend the last 40 minutes of my life googling the Internet to find a link back to"

I liked that sentence...and that attitude.

April 12, 2006 9:31 AM  
Blogger Teutsch said...

Love the Spanglish! You could be the next Kurt Cobain.

Although, I'm not sure you can rhyme the albino with a vino...

April 12, 2006 5:09 PM  
Blogger Teutsch said...


I like that you have a linear ordering. Why did you break up with your 5th ex-boyfriend?

April 12, 2006 5:10 PM  

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