Stop Teutsching Me

A blog about Raghav Kulkarni and other interesting subjects.

Monday, April 14, 2008

a department store in naha, a girl from kyoto

Good morning class, today we are going to learn about hello kitty. Let's look at the chalkboard. There is nothing on the chalkboard. Please, have some coffee. There is a fly in the coffee. Can you see the fly doing the backstroke in the coffee?

So why does every Japanese girl look sexy in a T-shirt with English writing. I know what you're thinking, I'd really look good in that T-shirt. For g-d's sake stop teutsching me. But you have a point: this never would have worked with an Indian girl. Or even Raghav.

Now for our serious analysis. We travel to a department store in Japan for an exclusive wormseye account. I realize that the fonts in this blog can't do justice to the text you're about to read, so please "click to enlarge." If something doesn't seem to make sense, picture me in a kimono.

Lastly, never drink and blog.

make within fight

elegant living of the celebrity

do the behavior that i was careful to you who are wonderfulmake all captive your heart isaimed

we are attractive

the bottom wearing trousers it will dry to the limit trainer

person, place, or thing?

it seems to be delicious!

ode 2 an asterisk

To the tune of starman.
Are you multiplication?
Are you equal almost everywhere?
Are you a C* algebra?


You hold together strings and loops
I donut know why.
May I adjoint you?

Someone has challenged you to a dual.
Raghav how did you get in this song?
Just kidding, it is the derivative operator
JK Turing jump in disguise, wacka wacka
Only one more bottle of chometz to go
da da da da da

And that's how the apostrophe got its bend. By beating up the star operator.

(Repeat 2*n times)

Thursday, December 06, 2007

nacho cheese

The name of this joke is called nacho cheese. Two guys are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. There is a stack of corn chips. Then a black guy runs in and yells, "it's nacho cheese, it's nacho cheese!" The first guy turns to him and says, "Of course it's nacho cheese, señor. This is a Mexican restaurant!"

Thank you for choosing my joke. To see picture of neked woman without clothes, please click here

Sunday, July 08, 2007

no free lunch

In Bukit Timah, someone tried to shove an ear of corn up my nose. I had to fine them $250.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

signs of asia

Americans are not expected to be cautious with steaming coffee, unless the cup indicates the contents are hot. While hot coffee may not take everyone by surprise, some of these other conventions in Southeast Asia might. Here are a few things to watch out for in Singapore. Pay special attention to the sign on the island of Pulau Ubin which warns, "Water from public toilets... is not suitable for drinking or bathing." Why couldn't they have told me before I licked the entire bowl clean.


Tuesday, November 21, 2006

fat pig eat garbage

Today fat pig eat garbage. He very hungry. He eat plastic bowl. He very fat. This because pig eat garbage.

I also don't know why pig eat garbage. But pig should also eat vegetarian food like corn and dirt. This normal food for pig.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

STOC for Stockmeyer

STOC not only the computer science with name from famous person. Please you look:

Recuerdos de los
Graphos, y

Feature flamenco dance Raghav Kulkarni. Raghav dance flamenco, wear hat. Raghav wearing shirt with flower. I think you like. Please call 1-800-RAGHAV.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

High life

"I've got an idea, Edna."

"What's that, Henry?"

"Let's put the front door on the second floor.   That way the hog won't drip mud under the hole."

"All right, Henry.   Pass the ham hocks."

Friday, August 04, 2006

Oh thou, that tellest...

Yes, Zionism is alive and well in Lake County, IL.

In other news: peanut shells in Cass County, North Dakota have been renamed "Earl."

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