High life

"I've got an idea, Edna."

"What's that, Henry?"

"Let's put the front door on the second floor.   That way the hog won't drip mud under the hole."



"All right, Henry.   Pass the ham hocks."

Oh thou, that tellest...

Yes, Zionism is alive and well in Lake County, IL.



In other news: peanut shells in Cass County, North Dakota have been renamed "Earl."