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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

You couldn't wait one week?

As the story goes, Jesus ate his last Pesach seder three days before he was resurrected. This means that Jesus rose on Passover. Now what kind of good Jewish boy rises on Passover?

This entire travesty could have been avoided if Jesus had simply risen within a more reasonable time period, say within 18 minutes. According to a second opinion, however, it would have been more appropriate for Jesus to wait not only the requisite 18 minutes, but to wait altogether until the conclusion of the holiday. This would have placed at least a full week between Good Friday and Easter. We conclude that Jesus is not a piece of matzah.

Remember, you heard it here first.

2 Comments:

Blogger talljay said...

I was always taught that you should wait at least 30 minutes before resurrection.

April 18, 2006 10:12 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

yeah but then you loose all the symbolism about being the sacrificial lamb.

April 19, 2006 8:28 AM  

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