I like pickles

I want to eat them for breakfast lunch, and dinner. I want to grow hundreds of them around my house. I want to have them for wallpaper in my bathroom. I want to trade them with my friends. I want to hide them in secret places where no one can find them. I want a car that looks like one. I want an inflatable one filled with tomato juice. I want one that I can ask questions to when I'm uncertain. I want one as a brother-in-law. I want one made of caramel. I want one shaped as a constellation. I want one painted like a hot dog. I want one in the way I want myself wanting one. I want one that loves me. ;)