Wake up, baby Raghav, and start a blog

Thinking about writing your own blog? Already have one? Here's a few pointers.

• Create as many redundant entries as possible.



• Try not to be annoying.



• Frequently refer to the first post you ever wrote in some other weblog.



• Create as many redundant entries as possible.



• Edit each post after 3 hours and 6 hours so that the comments don't match anymore.



• Try not to be annoying.



• Choose topics for which you are completely ignorant. Then write about them.



• Refer to yourself in third person. Start each sentence with "Igor believe..."



• Always make your entries as long as possible. People are more likely to read things you write if you write them more than one time. So always make your entries as long as possible.



• Avoid profanity.



• Use transition phrases like, "Oops, I just spilled peanut butter on the keys," or, "Now where did I put the meat grinder?" rather than abruptly changing subjects.



• End each entry with, "Good night, and G-d bless America."



• Igor believe marshmallow eat brain.

Long live the emperor.