Stop Teutsching Me

A blog about Raghav Kulkarni and other interesting subjects.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Help! My friend is burping up meat!

OK, so your friend has started burping up various kinds of meat. Don't worry, this is completely normal. I recommend adding some salad dressing. If it's a chicken, then use ranch. If it's a boca burger, use guacamole. If it's a buffalo, then use some sweet n' sour sauce. Add water, extract hair, and stir. Simmer for three minutes on medium heat, until the buffalo has stopped growling. Then add the chicken.


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