Stop Teutsching Me

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

Teutsch on dating

Several of you have asked whether I give dating tips on my weblog. The answer to that question is a resounding yes. And who better to give my opinions than me. The topic for today is how to pick up really hot women by writing a weblog.

Frankly, it pains me to mention how many dates I've had to turn down since I started writing this weblog. If you're In The Mood For Love, the first thing you need to do is to learn a few key phrases. At the very least, you should have the following tips on your tongue:



  1. "Hey, damn good blog, check out mine, http://jteutsch.blogspot.com " You can substitute your own URL, unless the girl is especially attractive in which case I recommend leaving it just as it is.


  2. Make sure the girl actually has a blog before using the "damn good blog" line. One way to find this out is by following her around for several days until she goes to the computer lab. When she logs into her blog, apply tip #1.


  3. Important: DO NOT forget the URL of your own blog! There is nothing more emabarassing than being completely lost in cyberspace.


  4. Leave ambiguous comments for yourself like, "Blog me and I'll blog you back."


  5. Write in free verse, and always use a spell checker.


  6. Use words innocuous words that rhyme with "love," like "glove."


Got a question? Hit us up at jteutsch.blogspot.com/loveboat. Or just leave a comment. I'll be in the computer lab.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

IMHO, writing blogs with broken, misleading links is no way to impress the ladies....

March 18, 2006 9:11 PM  
Anonymous raghav said...

thanks for the useful tips.
though i m not sure whether i will follow those or not but i will give it
a consideration.
and if i end up following the tips
then i will also give u the feedback.
luckily this wont happen soon.
let me enjoy my spring break without
any trouble.
see u soon.

raghav

March 18, 2006 10:44 PM  
Blogger Teutsch said...

IMHO, wacka wacka

March 19, 2006 2:21 AM  
Anonymous Neha said...

Lol... u could also go with comments like... 'U r sunshine' :D thanks though!

March 19, 2006 2:51 AM  
Blogger abigail said...

I'm totally turned on when people leave useless negative comments.

March 20, 2006 4:33 PM  
Anonymous Valenti International said...

Humor is said to be one of the top factors that makes someone attractive.

December 21, 2006 7:26 PM  
Anonymous How to Attract Women said...

This is the really good and perfect discussion as well and no doubt this is the best approach. This is a excellent subject! It is interesting that it has spanned in a couple of months and it is still quite relevant.

February 20, 2011 11:25 PM  

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