Stop Teutsching Me

A blog about Raghav Kulkarni and other interesting subjects.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Nem tehetek róla

Someone should hire me to design all of the doors in the world. How many times have you looked like an ass by walking into a door in front of all your friends? How about in front of the entire universe? Well, the good news is, it's not your fault. It's time to blame the bozo who invented the door. Here are some basic guidelines, for those of you who have, or are planning to build, a door:

  1. PUSH bars go HALFWAY across. How the hell am *I* supposed to know which side the hinges are on.

  2. Don't write "PULL" on PULL doors. Opening a door doesn't require an elementary school education.

  3. Doors open INWARDS to the room unless it's a CLOSET. Yes, it *can* be embarrassing to get the thing open.

  4. Don't put PULL bars on PUSH doors.

It's that simple.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about the glass ones?or lets complicate it a bit more and add the glass with the windows?it is not just enough to use you for the doors,lets hire you for the glass doors and the windows as well....!!!!!
boah what am i saying?jason, comment did not work!!!!!you know who i am?!your sephardic friend,pianist!!!!! :-)

March 14, 2006 9:40 AM  

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